February 2012
On my way to our nation’s capital to ensure that fried chicken is made our National Fruit.
One day, me too.
currently watching
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
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I love this.
I swear my mouth still tastes likeĀ ItalianĀ beef.
Deciding whether or not to pay my Sallie Mae on time.
oh the calamity.